Memories failed

It's awkward. Being in that limbo of wanting to tell someone a story and only vaguely remembering it. You know it's funny or witty, but you can only commit to a half-arsed attempt at conveying it to someone else because your memory has, yet again, failed you. 

Especially when you're trying your best to make a good impression on someone. Fumblings of conversation just hopping out of your mouth trying to buy you time which, in the end you realise is pointless because you still can't remember the story and have already successfully managed to make an arse out of yourself.